Bad Joke
I went outside
To take a breath of fresh air
But when I tried
There wasn't any there
Chorus: It's like a bad joke
That has come true
It's now a reality
What can we do?
I looked in the mirror
And brushed my hair
But out came a clump
Like I was using Nair
Chorus: Repeat
I lay in the sun
To get a slight tan
But after five minutes
I was red as Spam
Chorus: Repeat
I went to fish
In a lake so calm
But after three days
All I did was yawn
Bridge: No fish, no ozone, no oxygen
No time...no kidding!
Chorus: Repeat and Fade
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